KING USZNIEWICZ AND HIS USZNIEWICZTONES - "Teenage Dance Party" (1989)

 

So here's how the story goes.

 In the 1970s, Cub Koda and Brownsville Station roadies created a deliberately terrible band named King Uszniewicz and His Uszniewicztones. Supposedly they made a 45 and while on tour in the Midwest they put them in thrift stores to make it appear that they were a real band. The face on the record sleeve was Cub Koda's father George Uszniewicz.

So, in other words, the whole thing is a joke, so just remember that when you hear the worst saxophone playing imaginable. 

KING USZNIEWICZ AND HIS USZNIEWICZTONES - "Surfin' School"