JOHN BARTLES - "Bass Turd" (1990's)

 

On the 6th day of John Bartles I present this to thee, a fanciful "Not Recommended For Sale To Individuals Under 50 Years Of Age" CD, titled "Bass Turd."

 

If this CD was released today, the cover might look like this, or maybe not!

The 9th song on this CD is called "Raccoons In The Chimney," and features the keyboard skills of Andy McFarland, and the vocal talents of John.

JOHN BARTLES - "Raccoons In The Chimney"

JOHN BARTLES - "Liar" (1990's)

 

On the 5th day of some year John Bartles sent to me, a CD titled "LIAR."

 

 

The second song on this disc was titled "Vampire State Express" and featured Vocals by John, Drums by J. Smay, Bass by Mick Sarubbi, and playing Guitar is Aleks Disljancovic.

JOHN BARTLES - "Vampire State Express"

JOHN BARTLES - "Mono-cellular Sing-along" (1990's)

 

On the fourth day of X-Mas, John Bartles's "Mono-cellular Sing-Along showed up, and what a 'Linguistica Teratologica Illogica' it was.

 

"Dedicated to Everyone who is still Alive!!"

 

Abnormal and Illogical Language!

 

 JOHN BARTLES - "I Want My Bees Please"

JOHN BARTLES - "Topless & Bottomless" (1990's)

 

On the third day of John Bartles, my true love gave to me, a "Topless & Bottomless "CD,"for discriminating LADIES And GENTLEMEN" only.

 

JOHN BARTLES - "Let's Run In A Pack " 

BUD KING AND THE DIODE TRIO - "Rodeo Radio" (1990's)

 

On the second day of John Bartles, my true love gave to me, a "Rodeo Radio" Bud King and the Diode Trio CD!

 

Bud King is just one of the many alter-egos of John Bartles. and while this image is pretty cool, it probably doesn't look like either one of them!

 

It's just bad, you know!

 

A man and his horse, is this the real Bud King?

BUD KING & THE DIODE TRIO - "Makes Me Feel Like Drinkin"

JOHN BARTLES - "21 Stories About Broads And Their Special Allure To The Opposite Sex" (1990's)

Everybody knows about the twelve days of X-mas, so I think it's about time to start a new tradition, the thirteen days of John Bartles.

 

On the first day of X-mas my true love gave to me, a raunchy John Bartles CD.

 

I've been playing around with this free A-I program, and this was one of the images I got when I put "21 Stories About Broads" into it. Just slightly different from John's original cover.

 

The song I chose off this CD  titled "Top Knot Baby" was originally on John's "Flat Animal" cassette and was also a song John let me use on the "Refried Dreams" various artists compilation tape I produced in the 1990's.

JOHN BARTLES - "Top Knot Baby"

JOE SHMOE...AND THE CRAPULOUS SNIGGLERS - "Piss On It"

 

This CD by Joe Shmoe...And The Crapulous Snigglers was titled "Piss On It!"

Joe never puts dates on these things, but this CD is probably from the mid-90's, and it does come with a warning that's it's "Unsuitable For Listening By Anyone Of Any Age."

I don't know why he thinks so, I've heard a lot worse. I'll have to ask him the next time I talk to him.

Come to your own conclusions!

JOE SHMOE...AND THE CRAPULOUS SNIGGLERS - "Vomitus Rex"